Laughter in the Time of Isolation

 IT'S OVER IT'S FINALLY OVER! 2020 has come to an end finally, I sure hope it doesn't let the door hit it in the ass on it's way out. I've never been so happy to be another year older, unless it was when I was 15 so I could drive. We don't want to screw up 2021 so here are some examples of good luck around the world.  1. Brazilians wear white on New Years because it brings good luck and peace. If you're from Ohio and never wear white after Labor Day this is the year to break that tradition. Would you rather break a fashion rule or repeat 2020? It's up to you! 2. In Denmark a broken dish is good luck. Neighbors, friends and family go to each other's home and smash a plate on your door step. The more shards you get the more well liked and lucky you will be. I don't suggest we use this one in Sun City Center, I've heard some of these old farts can't take a joke. 3. In Spain you'll need to eat 12 grapes. Sounds easy huh? Well you have to ...

 Happy Whatever You and Yours Celebrate! We've made it to mid December, yeah for us. I've rewritten a famous Christmas song for you.  On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a doughnut from the bakery. 🍩 On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two turtle candies and a doughnut from the bakery.  On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three French pastries, two turtle candies and a doughnut from the bakery. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four petit fours, three French pastries, two turtle candies and a doughnut from the bakery.  On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five cherry pies, four petit fours, three French pastries, two turtle candies and a doughnut from the bakery. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six bags of Cheetos,  five cherry pies, four petit fours, three French pastries, two turtle candies and a doughnut from the bakery. On the seventh day...

  Walking the Streets Are you looking for something to pass the time while you're in self imposed lock down? After walking the dog around the block I decided to bring her home and go walking alone. I want to lose some weight and break up the boredom of spending a day alone with just me, the TV and the refrigerator. I've learned so much about my neighbors and my entire community. I know who are Republicans and who are Democrats. I know who are Gator fans and who support the Buckeyes. I've learned long walks on recycle days will show who to invite to a party. I passed one house with the recycling container over flowing with wine and beer bottles. That taught me that I'm not a wino, I'm just an upstanding member of my community. They say walking is the best exercise, it's also a walk down mem ory lane. I passed a house with a couple taking a break from putting up Christmas decorations. They were in lawn chairs listening to Waylon and Willie singing, "Mama Don...